Fuck Donald Trump: The Revolution Begins Today

Don’t be surprised Donald Trump won the White House. You acted surprised when he swept the Republican primaries. But deep down you knew he was going to fare better than fupa lord Chris Christie or water sippin’ Mark Rubio in the West Virginia primaries. Yet you feigned this shock. This disingenuous disgust like “No! Not my America.”

All Muslims Are Terrorists

Even though it’s pretty much agreed upon by conservatives and liberals alike that we created ISIS and other terrorists in the middle east, Islamophobia is at an all time high. This poem is a short summation of my thoughts on the Trump phenomenon and the fucking stupidity perpetuated by conservative America. Enjoy!